(to the tune of the Phineas and Ferb theme song…)

There are 52 titles with number one issues

DC tells the fans they will thrill ‘em

So the writers and artists are wrackin’ their brain cells

To find enough cool stuff to fill ‘em

Like maybe…

Hex is in Gotham

And Hal’s not Green Lantern

And Wally West has disappeared

Martian Manhunter signed up with Stormwatch (Hey!)

Three Justice Leagues is sorta weird!

Cyborg is a big deal

Babs Gordon’s on her feet

Sinestro’s ring is green again (Gimme a break!)

Superman’s lost his trunks

And put on skinny jeans

And called it quits with Lois Lane (Didio!)

As you can see

There’s a whole lot of stuff to do

Before debut this fall (Come on, Morrison!)

So stick with us ‘cause Didio and Lee

Are gonna do it all

So stick with us ‘cause Didio and Lee are

Gonna do it all!

(Mom! Didio and Lee rebooted the universe again! )